ProPokerGuide's Short Poker Jokes
Short Two Lines Poker Jokes
There are TWO rules for ultimate success in poker:
1. Never tell everything you know.
Q: Heard of the Los Angeles poker hand?
A: Four Clubs beats a King
Why didn't the elephant like to play cards in the jungle?
Because there were too many cheetahs.
- I was playing poker with tarot cards the other night. I got a full house and four people died.
- AK = Anna Kournikova. Always looks Great. Never wins.